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2006-07-16T11:43:00.000-07:00

I don't know how Blogger decides when to cancel a blog, so I'm posting this link to my new location just to keep this account.

http://www.windypundit.com/

Too Much Information Department:Great Moments in Data Mining

2003-12-03T10:21:00.000-08:00

So there I was at drugstore.com looking for nose-hair trimmers.

I found the "Conair Ultimate Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer" which is described as having a pivoting head for "hard to reach and delicate areas."

While pondering what that meant, I noticed that the "Customers who bought this product also bought" list consists of

K-Y Personal Lubricant Jelly
O'My All-Natural Flavored Lubricant with Hemp, Kicky Kiwi Strawberry
Astroglide Personal Lubricant
K-Y Ultra Gel Personal Lubricant currently in stock

I'm pretty sure I really don't want to know.

Free Speech Department:Die Scum!

2003-11-11T00:02:00.000-08:00

Death to the jack-booted tyrants of Valley High School in Clark County, Nevada!

Come and get me, pigs!

Life and Death Department:Can I Have That In Writing?

2003-10-28T21:48:00.000-08:00

In Best of the Web Today for October 28, James Taranto quotes from a Larry King interview with Michael Schiavo, who is trying to get the hospital to stop feeding his wife Terri, who is in a vegetative state, so that she will die:

Schiavo: [...] This is Terri's wish. This is Terri's choice.

King: It's not written anywhere, right?

[...]

King: How old was she when this happened?

Schiavo: Twenty-five.

King: A 25-year-old said to you, if I die, if I'm in this kind of state--most 25-year-olds wouldn't think of something like that?

Geez Larry, these sorts of pull-the-plug situations are in the news quite often (somewhat less so now that Jack Kevorkian has a new address), and they're a staple of television drama. Hell, thousands of people have probably talked this over with their friends and families just because of coverage of the Terri Schiavo story, perhaps even just from this broadcast.

25-year-olds may not expect it to really matter in their own lives, but people talk about these things all the time because the issue comes up a lot in our society. I'm sure that even most high-school kids have discussed what they'd want done.

Michael Schiavo pretty much said what I was thinking:

Schiavo: It was a comment from watching certain programs. She said, we were watching some programs, and she says, I don't want anything artificial like that. I don't want any tubes. Don't let me live like that. I don't want to be a burden to anybody. She's also made comments to other people about different stories.

Taranto then comments:

If Terri really felt that way, she could have put her wishes into a living will, a legal document that stipulates the conditions under which treatment is to be withheld and specifies a "health care agent" who is authorized to interpret the will's provisions. (The New York State Bar Association Web site has a sample will.) [...] Michael Schiavo and his partisans seem to be arguing that secondhand reports of offhand comments that Mrs. Schiavo supposedly after a television show have the same weight as a living will. This seems irresponsible to say the least.

Contrary to Larry King, young people do discuss these sorts of things, but contrary to James Taranto, they don't usually bother to do anything about it.

My wife has expressed her wishes about this situation on several occasions, and yes, it was often after seeing a TV program on the subject. I know her well enough to know that despite the casual situation, she had thought about it and meant what she said. If something were to happen to her, I would feel confident that I know her wishes and I would try to follow them. My wife doesn't have to notify me in writing when she wants me to do something for her.

Perhaps the state of Florida shouldn't be willing to take Michael Schiavo's word about his wife's wishes, but Taranto is wrong to suggest that Schiavo is a bad guy just because his wife's wishes aren't documented well enough.

Contradictions Department:Conscription...what's up with that?

2003-09-11T09:40:00.000-07:00

Over at Reason, Matt Welch is discussing some of the recent history of over-reaching government programs, which brings me to this:

Our current system of military draft registration was created in response to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Now that we've helped kick the Soviets out, and the Soviet Union has crumbled and fallen, and our own invasion of Afghanistan is complete, can we stop making high school kids sign up for this?

Entertainment Department:Damn the Media!

2003-03-19T19:59:00.000-08:00

TWELVE YEARS we've been bombing Iraq...and Chicago's WGN cuts off the last 15 minutes of Angel to announce the explosions in Baghdad. It wasn't even a scoop: they just rebroadcast the CNN feed.

Bastards.

I called them at (773) 528-2311 at the time to complain. It's all recorded messages at that time of night, unless you press 5 to get the breaking story tip line. Since it was the news department that pissed me off, I didn't feel bad bothering them.

Personal News Department:Been busy...

2003-03-06T00:50:00.000-08:00

I'm in the process of converting this site to use XML and .NET because I'm a programmer by trade and I want to learn how.

However, I've had an actual paying programming job for the last month, and that's used up all my spare time so I can't update the site.

I'll be on hiatus for a while...

Warblogger Department:How to Win the War in Iraq.

2003-02-03T17:54:00.000-08:00

Pro-war people in the blogosphere and elsewhere have been warning that letting aggressive evildoers have their way in hopes of appeasing them is foolishness. They will take what we give them and then demand even more.

Point 1: Before the last Gulf war went hot, President Bush and his advisors were concerned that Saddam would back down. This would have been a huge problem because one of the reasons for going to war was to permanently reduce Saddam's war-making capabilities. Just before the war started, Saddam gave in and started withdrawing troops. President Bush responded by moving the line in the sand and saying that removing the troops wasn't good enough after all, they also had to leave all their equipment behind in Kuwait.

Point 2: I've heard, although I can't find a reference, that when the allies called a cease-fire in the last Gulf War, Saddam Hussein's reaction was one of jubilation: "We've won!" It didn't matter how many Iraqi soldiers had died, or how many of their tanks had been destroyed. From Saddam's point of view, as long as he was alive, he was winning. I believe that as in the last war, the coming battle is not about Iraqi sovereignty, it's about Saddam's survival.

Point 3: We've been fighting Saddam for years. Our air force has been blowing stuff up for so long that Saddam doesn't even bother to complain about it anymore. Again, I believe he doesn't care because the destruction of a radar installation in southern Iraq doesn't affect him personally.

Put all this together, and it looks like it's Saddam Hussein who's following a policy of appeasement. We've been flying over Iraq and bombing stuff for the last twelve years, and we've probably had special forces in Iraq for weeks now. Heck, the Strategy Page reports that there's an obvious U.S. airbase already built inside Iraqi borders. Part of the reason all this is possible is that the bulk of the Iraqi ground forces have been withdrawn to the capital and are arrayed in two rings around Baghdad. Saddam has essentially already conceded all the rest of Iraq to U.S. forces.

My proposal is that we follow a strategy of encroachment. We just slowly keep creeping into Iraq, building air bases and fuel dumps, military hospitals, roads, bridges, rail links, civilian aid stations, and whatever else we can think of until we control 90% of Iraq without firing a shot.

What about Baghdad? Saddam is trying to force our armies to fight a gritty urban street battle against prepared positions if we want to defeat his forces in the capitol. How do we overcome that? Simple: we don't. We take the whole rest of the country, isolate his troops in Baghdad, and then wait for them to either attack us on our terms or run out of fuel. We can play that game a lot longer than they can.

Political Science Department:Fidel Castro Wins Again!

2003-01-22T06:29:00.000-08:00

Fidel Castro got re-elected. He was among 1808 winners in the latest Cuban election, all of whom ran unopposed. The folks who run Cuba apparently expect observers to believe that the lack of opposition in the elections is a sign of solidarity.

My favorite quote:

Castro maintains that Cuba's elections are more democratic than those of most nations because candidates here do not spend huge amounts of money on campaigns.

I guess people who aren't familiar with democracy don't even know enough about it to fake it well.

Entertainment Department:The Lying Game.

2003-01-16T13:15:00.000-08:00

Am I the only person who's hoping that when Joe Millionaire finally chooses one woman and reveals that he's actually poor, she reveals that she's actually a man in drag?

Crime and Punishment Department:Brave and Courageous.

2003-01-11T10:42:00.000-08:00

Others have already mentioned the unfortunate shooting of undercover police officer Lisa Ramsey in Fort Worth. Public accounts are still incomplete, but it looks like she or some other officer made a buy from a crack dealer outside a convenience store then came back when he was inside to arrest him. Not wanting to have her cover blown, she wore a mask. Expecting trouble, she pulled a gun. To the store clerk, she now looked exactly like an armed robber, so he drew his own gun (this was Texas, after all) and shot her.

She's going to survive, but the doctors expect her to be paralyzed from the waist down.

I've always thought it was a bad idea for the police to wear masks. Aside from the police-state ambiance created by anonymous, faceless gun-wielding cops, there's the real risk of being attacked in self-defense by people who think the cops are badguys because they're wearing masks. It's hard to say how often this happens, because usually the cops prevail tactically and kill anyone who shoots at them.

Here's the part that gets me, from Police Chief Ralph Mendoza:

"I can tell you the officer is a brave officer and a courageous officer."

I have no doubt that this is true. But why is she doing stuff like this, all in the service of the War on Drugs? Why was her bravery and courage expended in such a stupid, stupid way?

Crime and Punishment Department:Allegedly on Death Row.

2003-01-11T10:06:00.000-08:00

Illinois Governor George Ryan is preparing to commute the sentences of most of the inmates on death row. This is probably a good thing, as Illinois has had to free a surprising number of condemned prisoners who later turned out the be almost-certainly innocent. Not just technically not guilty, mind you, but really innocent, as in somebody else did it.

From the Reuters piece:

Ryan said he was sending letters to the families of the condemned inmates as well as to the kin of their alleged victims outlining his decisions.

Even with the questions raised, it seems a little silly for Reuters to use that "alleged" when talking about convicted criminals.

Blog Operations Department:Sorry!

2003-01-10T08:46:00.000-08:00

To the two or three of you out there reading this: Sorry. Actual paying work has been occupying so much of my time that I barely have time to keep up with my reading, let along writing something.

The good news is that I'm off of Blogspot. Also, I'm planning to convert all this to an XML based system, just because I think I can.

Even Virginia Postrel's posting schedule is looking better. Sigh.

Political Science Department:The Postrel Amendment.

2002-12-12T09:01:00.000-08:00

Virginia Postrel has been discussing how to reduce the ridiculous over-representation of farm states in the Senate. She wants to merge a few of them. Yeah, it's unconstitutional to force them, but that doesn't mean we can't figure something out.

Since we're all big-time free-market believers here in the blogosphere, the obvious way is to pay them. If Dakotans are like anyone else, they'd probably agree to merge for, say, $1000 each. That's only about $1.5 billion. Even 10 times that is not unreasonable as government expenses go.

I'm not sure if that's really workable, because the people making the decisions, elected politicians, have very different interests from the population they're supposed to represent. Given the choice of losing their jobs or costing Dakotans $1000 each, I think they'd hit people in the wallet like they always do. (If the Dakotas have a strong ballot referendum system, it's a whole different story.)

Of course, for our purposes, we don't need to eliminate the states, just the Senators. Perhaps the new constitution of Dakota could specify two separate governmental regions, with separate governors, legislatures, court systems, budgets, and so on...except for the Senators.

Another choice might be to double the representation of all the non-farm states. Yeah, it effectively reduces the representation of the farm states, but so does adding another state, and that's clearly allowed. Hmmm...maybe the solution is to split a lot of the high-density states into new states which can be admitted to the union as usual.

Cheescake Department:Virginia Postrel Nude!

2002-12-08T09:45:00.000-08:00

No, not really. Just trying to get your attention. Also, I'm just dying to see how many hits I get on that search topic.

However, everybody's favorite Classical Liberal Lady is asking for opinions on her new web site photos, all of which look pretty darned good. Check 'em out.

UPDATE: An awful lot of my search engine hits are for nude pictures of people I mention in this blog, so I thought I'd use a silly title just to see what happened.

What happened is that my wife, who I didn't even know read this, starts asking me who this Virginia Postrel is, and have I exchanged e-mail with her. Talk about your unintended consequences...

Warblogger DepartmentThe Fruits of War.

2002-11-16T15:19:00.000-08:00

Us civilians have been putting up with silly security procedures in airports and other public places, and our Congress is talking about all kinds of impositions on civil liberties, but some folks running the military have other worries. While their fellow soldiers are risking their asses on the front lines of this thing, they're worried that PFC Hicks in the next shower stall might be looking at them a little funny.

Guys, maybe this is not really the best time to be dismissing Arab language specialists for being gay. I mean, you folks in the military got hit pretty hard when this thing started...you do realize that There's a War On, don't you?

Crime and Punishment Department:Intellectual Courage.

2002-10-30T07:56:00.000-08:00

The ex-wife and son of alleged sniper John Allen Muhammad both have stated that he should receive the death penalty if found guilty. I don't know what else they said, but the quotes from the Reuters article are pretty amazing:

"If he sat in a car and killed innocent people, if they find him guilty for that, then yes." -wife

"Even though he is my father, in my eyes, you reap what you sow. If you were man to enough to do it, you are man enough to pay the consequences." -son

Reporters seem to ask a lot of these kinds of questions, and close family members are almost always let their emotional ties blind them to the logic of the situation. That's not necessarily a bad thing. Most of the time, loyalty to close family members is an admirable trait. Even in the worst cases, where such blind loyalty is unwarranted, it's still very understandable. Still, it's impressive when people put their principles first.

Homeland Defense Department:Making More Business for the CDC.

2002-09-30T17:00:00.000-07:00

The CDC apparently decided to drum up some business for themselves back in the '80s.

Blog Operations Department:Toogood is News.

2002-09-30T05:26:00.000-07:00

Wow. This blog's stats have shot up noticably due to an amazing number of visits from people wanting to know more about Madelyne Toogood. Weirdly, several of them appear to be looking for nude pictures of her. I still don't really think this story is worth the ridiculous amount of coverage it's been getting, but I'm beginning to understand...

Not News Department:Not Toogood News.

2002-09-26T10:39:00.000-07:00

If I ran a big-time news service, one of my policies would be to only run items as news that are really news. Here's an example:

Why is it news when Madelyne Gorman Toogood allegedly beats her daughter? She's the Indiana woman who got caught on a parking lot video tape apparently punching her daughter in the backseat of her car. Child abuse is obviously a bad thing, but as these cases go, this one looks pretty routine. The violence was not extreme or unusual, just a mother beating on her kid. Lots of people beat their children, and lots of them get caught, so that's not unusual either. This isn't even a case of a common event happening to famous people: Neither Ms. Toogood nor her daughter Martha were in the public eye before this incident.

The story of Madelyne Toogood is news only because it was caught on video and played on network television. Thus, we've reached the sad situation where a subject is news only because it is news.

Business Department:The Modern Business Relationship.

2002-09-21T09:02:00.000-07:00

Modern customer relations can be pretty strange. My wife bought a Dell laptop a few years ago, and that model turns out to have some problems with the batteries. Some unforeseen interaction with the charger can cause them to overheat and catch fire. It's only actually happened once, and no one was hurt, but there was a class action lawsuit that has now reached a settlement. She just got a letter from Dell with the following salutation:

Dear Settlement Class Member and Valued Dell Customer:

Only in America.

Gossip Department:The Bigger Fool.

2002-09-17T14:21:00.000-07:00

John Kass's explanation of why Bob Greene had to be asked to resign is a little overwrought:

She was in high school, brought to this newspaper by her parents. They trusted and respected him. They were in awe of him.

And he did what he did with their daughter.

I don't care about sex lives of reporters or politicians. That's not my business or yours either, as long as they're grown-ups and as long as they don't use the institutions they represent to close the deal.

Her parents trusted the Tribune enough to bring their daughter here to interview a top columnist. A bit later, the columnist and the girl were in bed together.

...

Technically, she was of legal age. And at that age, and just before, young women begin to learn of the power their bodies have over men.

But she was a kid, and he wasn't a kid.

They were in awe of a journalist? So what happened? Did Bob Greene used his Journalist Super Powers to cloud her mind and seduce her? Kass is complaining that he brought her to the Tribune Tower, and used its atmoshpere of...something...to seduce her. Oh yeah, I'm sure that really turns on the ladies. ("Dear Penthouse Forum: A young lady was visiting me in my office at the newspaper. As our meeting wore on, I could tell she was turned on by all the sounds and smells of a major newspaper in the heat of the day. Coyly, she asked if we could go down to the press rooms and feel the vibrations of the...") Get a grip, man. Maybe I've seen too many movies, but I would have expected half the male journalists in the building to try to make time with her, and half of those would try to finagle the parents into buying the drinks.

As Eugene Volokh points out, much of Kass's argument hinges on the woman acting foolishly out of youth and inexperience. So what was Bob Greene's excuse? A man in his mid-40's getting all bothered over a high school kid is also acting foolishly.

This is a like those do-gooders who, when a pair of college students get drunk and get it on, want to prosecute only the male for rape. From what we've heard so far, Greene's the one who's paying a heavy price. He's the bigger fool.

To be fair, it may yet turn out that the young lady suffered from this encounter, but unless it was illegal suffering, I don't see how it becomes an employment issue. I'm not saying Greene is a nice guy here, not someone I'd want to be associated with in public, but I can say that about quite a few people I know, and they still get to keep their jobs.

Political Science DepartmentWhy Nobody Takes the Libertarian Party Seriously.

2002-09-16T07:23:00.000-07:00

I have a lot of sympathies for the ideals of the Libertarian party, but their campaigning skills leave a lot to be desired.

Crime and Punishment Department:Bob Greene

2002-09-15T21:42:00.000-07:00

In an amazing bit of local news, Chicago Tribune Columnist Bob Greene has resigned under pressure for "inappropriate sexual conduct some years ago with a girl in her late teens whom he met in connection with his newspaper column." I quoted last part exactly because as fellow blogger and actual journalist Bill Dennis points out, Greene's activities aren't spelled out too clearly. Had it been anyone other than one of their own, the Tribune would have been much more explicit.

I tried to look up Illinois law to figure out what sort of legal trouble he might be in. These laws are clearly not written for non-lawyers like me. I think that Bob Greene is old enough that he's in big trouble if the girl was under 17.

(What a mess! If I were a teenager in this state, I wouldn't have a clue what activities are prohibited by these laws. There are age cutoffs for the victim at 9, 13, and 17, and a variety of different definitions of conduct that overlap in complex and seemingly contradictory ways. Most of the applicable stuff is in the Bodily Harm section, although some of the Sex Offenses might apply as well.)

I wasn't a big fan of Bob Greene's because his subjects usually didn't interest me, but he always seemed like a nice guy in his columns. I'd like to think that this is all just some over-reaction, but...Bob Greene was huge around here. I'm cynical enough to believe that the Tribune management must have tried pretty hard to interpret its journalistic ethics and standards in some way that would keep him on the job. I'm afraid it means something that they decided to ask for his resignation.

Addendum:

Perhaps I'm underestimating the Tribune's commitment to their ethics policies, and therefore overestimating Greene's transgressions, but it's hard to believe they would nail him for personal misconduct that doesn't rise to the level of criminality or affect the credibility of his writing. However, if his credibility is in doubt, the Tribune owes us enough of an explanation for us to perform our own re-evaluation of his writing.

Update:

According to a new Tribune story, Bob Greene had a dinner date with a high school student who had visited his office for a school project. She was old enough to consent to sex, and they apparently got it on. No big deal, and certainly none of the Tribune's business because she wasn't a source or subject of any story. However, Greene later wrote a piece about her, presumably without describing his relationship with her, and that's what hung him up with the ethics policy. The more we learn, the smaller this story gets.

[Note: This article has been updated to remove dead links.]

Mathematics Department:InstaPundit Number.

2002-09-14T23:52:00.000-07:00

In the spirit of the mathematicians' Erdos Number, I got the idea to introduce an InstaPundit number. I was going to call it a Reynolds Number because that sounds more scientific, but it turns out that designation is already used by fluid dynamics folks. Actually, it also turns out that Erik Jones at The Bind invented the InstaPundit Number a few months ago, but since he's apparently stopped maintaining that site, maybe he won't find out.

My InstaPundit number is 3, using this path:

InstaPundit --> No Watermelons Allowed --> Bill's Content --> WindyPundit

(There is a webring link from Watermelons to me, but since the owners of sites don't choose their webring relationships, I don't think it should count.)

Engineering Department:Evacuation Engineering.

2002-09-14T22:30:00.000-07:00

In one my September 11th anniversary postings I mentioned my initial back-of-the-envelope calculations on the World Trade Center death toll. My first thought had been that the World Trade Center holds 50,000 people and I might have just seen them all die. My brain eventually started working and I realized that people must have been streaming down the emergency stairs the whole time, even if the video didn't show them. My new figure of 20,000 dead was still pretty scary. Below, I mentioned how relieved I was that the death toll was so much smaller, and I didn't care why.

It turns out I cared enough to look it up after all. Here's my original calculation: I guessed that south tower had stood about an hour and the north for 90 minutes. I had read somewhere that here in Chicago fire stairs are supposed to permit 45 people per minute to exit. I had no idea how many stairwells the towers had, but I guessed four in each tower. Multiply that out and 45*60*4=10800 escaped from the south tower and 45*90*4=16200 escaped from the north tower, totaling 10800+16200=27000 escapees, leaving 50000-27000=23000 still in the towers.

I was wrong on every count. The bad news was that the towers only had three stairwells each. The good news was that the population figure for the World Trade Center, which turned out to be 58000, was for the entire complex of buildings. The towers only hold about 10000 people each and at 8:46 in the morning, many of those desks were empty, leaving each tower with an estimated population of no more than 7000 people. An added bonus is that that the towers lasted 73 and 103 minutes. Do the math again, and 45*73*3=9855 could have escaped from the south tower and 45*103*3=16200 could have escaped from the north tower.

In other words, everyone was able to escape except for those killed by the plane crashes or trapped above the crash floors. In the south tower, many people above the crash floor got out because they started leaving when the other tower was hit. A handful managed to escape from above the crash site. In the north tower, the 91st floor was the dividing line. Everyone on it and most of those below escaped and survived. No one above it survived.

The evacuation from the twin towers is one of the biggest success stories of 9/11. When the World Trade Center was first attacked by terrorists in 1993, it took four hours to evacuate the towers. This was judged unacceptable, and the buildings were given $90 million worth of safety improvements. A backup generator was installed, along with emergency stairwell lighting and better exit marking signs. Disabled workers were provided with special chairs that could be carried down the stairs by two volunteers. Fire wardens were appointed on each floor and regular escape drills were conducted. The terrorists who attacked the towers in 1993 probably spurred improvements that saved thousands of lives.

A good description of the evacuation is in Dennis Cauchon's "For many on Sept. 11, survival was no accident" in USA Today. A detailed engineering description can be found in the House Committee on Science's World Trade Center Building Performance Study. The Executive Summary is a worthwhile overview. Chapter 1 gives a good overview of the events of the day at the World Trade Center in engineering terms. Chapter 2 discusses the engineering and collapse of the twin towers. Other chapters discuss the other damaged buildings at the site, including buildings 5 and 7, which suffered collapses apparently due to fires, something which had never before happened to protected steel frame buildings anywhere in the world. Finally, chapter 8 contains a list of conclusions and recommendations. Nothing like this has ever happened before, so this is the first chance engineers have had to study these kinds of events outside of computer models. Many of the recommendations are for additional studies of still poorly understood events on that day.

Remembrance Department:Cowardice, Part 2.

2002-09-11T19:39:00.000-07:00

I'm writing today about a few things I would have written about last year if I'd had somewhere to write.

When last year's attacks started, President Bush was down in Florida. He broke off what he was doing and immediately boarded Air Force One. Instead of flying back to Washington, he flew to an Air Force base in Louisiana where he taped a message for broadcast to the American people. He then flew to Offutt Air Force Base, before finally flying home to Washington. Several commentators gave him hell for that, saying that he should have stood up to the Secret Service and insisted on returning to Washington.

I strongly disagree. In those first few hours, no one knew what else might happen. Were the four planes the only attack, or were there others? Was it over, or was this the first move in a larger campaign? Were there trucks filled with explosives in Washington, ready to crash the Whitehouse gates? Chemical weapons? Could there be terrorists with smuggled anti-aircraft missiles ready to shoot down Air Force One when it predictably arrived at Andrews? Could we even rule out a nuclear bomb?

It's easy to look back now and see that it was only a bunch of guys with box-cutters, but no one knew that then. There were certainly plenty of troubling things happening that day. A plane was reportedly stuck on the ground and surrounded by SWAT teams. There were rumors of more planes and helicopters on the way. Commercial jets were still flying, including many arriving from overseas. There was a report of a car bomb outside the State department. There were credible threats against Air Force One. It's true that all these things seemed pretty unlikely, but so did suicide attacks using hijacked commercial passenger jets.

Military entities have plans for dealing with dangerous situations. Some of them are specific plans for specific problems, but there's always a plan for unknown problems. On a naval vessel, the plan is called general quarters. It's a controlled freak-out in which the ship prepares for combat action. No matter where they are, everyone goes to their assigned stations. The command centers are staffed, the weapons are loaded, the damage control teams are positioned. They are prepared for whatever the situation throws at them.

That's a general reaction for our military in many situations: When something unexpected happens, sound the alarm and prepare for the worst. Some of the United State's enemies have nuclear weapons, so preparing for the worst involves awesome national-level plans for action when something unexpected and frightening happens. These plans include protecting the President so our enemies can't slow down our decision making by killing him early in the attack.

With Air Force One in flight and escorted by fighters over American-controlled airspace, the President was as near to invulnerable as anyone ever was. I suppose he could have stood up to the Secret Service and the military and insisted on flying to Washington, but I think it was time to listen to the advice of his experts, who had been preparing for attacks for decades. Some people thought he should have been making appearances and looking like a leader. I think he did the right thing by flying to Offutt Air Force Base, home of Strategic Air Command, from which he could command all the conventional and nuclear forces of the United States. That worked for me.

Warblogging Department:What is Terrorism?

2002-09-11T15:02:00.000-07:00

I'm writing today about a few things I would have written about last year if I'd had somewhere to write.

In the wake of 9/11, the question arose of how to tell the difference between war and terrorism. In particular, a lot of people tried to come up with a definition that made the attacks of 9/11 terrorism but not our response. How can it be that hijacked airplanes crashing into defenseless Americans in buildings are acts of terrorism, but glide bombs smashing into defenseless Afghans in buildings are a acts of war? It wouldn't do to say that American attacks aren't terrorism, but foreign attacks are. We need a definition that makes sense without being arbitrary.

Could it be that the 9/11 dead are civilians and the Enduring Freedom dead are soldiers? No, because some of the 9/11 victims were soldiers in the Pentagon, and most of the Afghan dead were civilians because Afghanistan didn't have a formal army. So that's not quite right. We can fix part of the problem by saying that the Afghan dead were combatants, and the 9/11 dead were non-combatants, thus avoiding the legalistic meaning of civilian in favor of a more practical description of behavior and activity. Anybody acting in support of a war is a combatant, which is how we justified our attacks on railroads and factories during World War II.

But aren't we killing innocent non-combatant Afghans? Yes. We're even killing Afghans who are on our side. This is a nearly inevitable consequence of warfare, especially warfare that uses modern long-distance weapons. In fact, if we could avoid all harm to innocents, it wouldn't even be war. It would be law enforcement. Contemporary liberal justice systems strive to punish only the guilty while harming none of the innocent. War is what happens when justice is not possible. If Afghanistan had a working liberal democratic government, then the responsible parties would have been hunted down, arrested, and punished by the Afghan justice system. The killing of innocents as a side effect of war doesn't make the war into terrorism. Intent matters.

Perhaps we should define terrorism as the intentional killing of non-combatants. That's not quite strong enough. We know American war efforts will kill non-combatants with statistical near-certainty. We can't very well claim not to intend to kill non-combatants when we know they're going to die. An arsonist who sets fire to an inhabited building can't claim he didn't intend to kill the people inside. What's happening is that we're trying to stop combatants, and killing non-combatants is an unfortunate and unavoidable side effect. Purpose matters.

We're almost there: Terrorism is any act committed with the purpose and intent of killing non-combatants. By this definition, our attacks against Al Queda are not terrorism. Likewise, the attacks against the World Trade Center and the passengers of all four planes are terrorism. What about the attack on the Pentagon? The people in the Pentagon were acting in support of our military, and were therefore clearly combatants, right?

Maybe. Not that it matters. Even if we classify all the attacks of 9/11 as warfare instead of terrorism, it doesn't change the nature of our response. Terrorist acts between nations are acts of war.

I would argue that the people in the Pentagon were not combatants in this case, because they were not acting in support of a war. Yes, many of them were warriors, but there was no war, so the attacks did not further anyone's war goals. In this, the attacks of 9/11 differed from the attack on Pearl Harbor. The Japanese were trying to suppress U.S. naval activity in the Pacific to advance their goals of conquest. Attacking the Pentagon did not further the aims of any war. It was done just to cause fear and death.

Homeland Security Department:Defense in Depth.

2002-09-11T12:04:00.000-07:00

While looking up information to write another post, I stumbled across this old Charles Murtaugh posting:

So here's my first blog rant of Spring. The papers have been full of detailed scientific stories about the physical circumstances that led to the collapse of the World Trade Center. I.e., did the physical impact of the hijacked planes make a difference, or was the fire sufficient to cause the collapse, were the fire suppression systems in the towers inadequate, was there something wrong with the fireproofing insulation, blah blah blah. And now apparently a two-year, $16 million federal study is underway to consider changes to building codes and standards, to help prevent this happening again.
Excuse me, but this is just so September 10th. Asking these questions is like asking why Daniel Pearl died, and concluding that he died because of lack of oxygen to the brain. Well, yes, that's because his throat was slit by a fucking terrorist! And the World Trade Center collapsed because planes were hijacked and flown into it! Any response to prevent it happening again that is not based on this first cause, rather than on the inconsequential and contingent secondary causes, is pathetic and misguided. And, unfortunately, depressingly, predictably, very American.

I don't know what programs Murtaugh saw, but I agree that plane-proofing is a very American response, and I think it's a great idea.

First of all, these reports were fascinating to anyone with even a passing interest in engineering. The way the towers collapsed surprised a lot of people, engineers included, and most surprising phenomena are worth further investigation.

Second, while a good offense may be the best defense, the second best defense is defense in depth. In fact, a good offense is part of a deep defense.

A single line of defense is brittle: If it fails, you're doomed. With multiple lines of defense, you have a fallback against failure of one of your defenses.

You also force your enemies to go through a lot more work to win. If your house has a locked door, it forces an intruder to break it down or pick it before he can harm you. If you have an alarm, it forces him to move fast before the police arrive. If you have a dog, it forces him to fight the dog. If you have a gun, it forces him to fight you. However, if you have a locked door, a dog, an alarm, and a gun, it forces him to break down the door while fighting both you and your dog simultaneously, all before the police arrive. It's a lot harder.

Currently, our country is planning extensive deep defenses to defend against another 9/11-style attack: We're increasing airport security, encouraging passengers to fight back, stiffening passenger resistance with sky marshals, strengthening the cockpit doors, arming the pilots, patrolling the skies with F16's, and protecting targets with anti-aircraft missiles. Adding yet another layer of defense by hardening the targets is not a foolish idea.

Remembrance Department:Cowardice, Part 1.

2002-09-11T10:30:00.000-07:00

I'm writing today about a few things I would have written about last year if I'd had somewhere to write.

Shortly after the attack on the World Trade Center, several people, including President Bush, called the perpetrators "cowards." A mini-debate erupted over whether that term was appropriate. It's a pointless argument. Naturally, I have an opinion.

Several folks to disagreed on the grounds that the hijackers clearly put their lives at risk (sacrificing them, in fact) to accomplish their goal. Politically Incorrect host Bill Maher got himself in a lot of trouble for saying "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly." There's a hint of a good point here: If the terrorists were cowards for attacking people who can't fight back, then so are we when we use our advanced weaponry. But that's not right at all. In wartime, attacking your enemy in such a way that they can't attack you isn't cowardice, it's good tactics. Clearly, "attacking people who can't fight back" is a poor definition of cowardice.

President Bush's definition of cowardice might be different, based on what he said here:

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward. Make no mistake: the U.S. will hunt down and punish those responsible for these cowardly acts.

Here, Bush seems to be calling the person who planned the attack, now known to be Osama bin Laden, a coward. Perhaps this is because he remains "faceless," too scared to take responsibility for his acts. This a much better definition of cowardice, and might well apply. Of course, when you attack a superpower, not taking responsibility may also be a sign of wisdom.

A few years ago in Yemen, a couple of men linked to Al Queda piloted a small boat up to the USS Cole and set off a bomb, blowing a hole in the hull and killing 17 sailors. It wasn't long before people, including President Clinton, called them "cowards." I thought this was stupid and dangerous. These guys didn't blow up some bar in a naval port, they attacked an armed and deployed American warship. That's not a cowardly act. These guys were bold, and they were dedicated, and they were our enemies. There were more of them out there, and calling them cowards was just a way to stick our heads in the sand. It was a dangerous delusion.

For whatever it's worth, I've always thought of cowardice as a personal failing. I once read an account by a cop describing an entry into an apartment during a criminal investigation. One of the occupants became belligerent and attacked him, at which point his partner ran away. Other cops arriving on the scene saw him running, but assumed he was chasing someone. That's a coward. It's not that he ran, it's that he let down his partner. This definition doesn't really tell us a lot about the terrorists of 9/11. That's kind of my point: Whether the terrorists were cowardly is not important.

So, does this mean I think some of the terrorists have been brave? Yes, but so what? I don't think our policy toward them should depend on their personal virtues or lack thereof. The German military during World War II was filled with bold and dedicated people, and we fought them to a total victory. That some of our enemy are courageous doesn't make them any less our enemy. That some murderers are bold doesn't make them any less murders.

Remembrance Department:9/11: My Memory.

2002-09-10T23:21:00.000-07:00

I'm going to write today about a few things I would have written about last year if I'd had somewhere to write it. WindyPundit is not a diary blog, but I figured that on this anniversary of a very sad day I could indulge myself in a little bit of memory. I hope you'll understand and bear with me.

First Word.

I had lost my job on Friday the 7th, and I was determined not to get lazy while I was laid off. On Monday the 10th, I got up, went out for some exercise, did some laundry and cleaning, and signed up for unemployment compensation. The date is my wife's birthday, so we must have celebrated, but I can't remember it at all. On Tuesday the 11th, I planned to exercise and then go to the bank to start setting up a business account for a one-man consulting company.

I was still lying in bed when my wife called to tell me that she'd heard on the radio that a plane had hit the World Trade Center. As I got up, I wondered if it was an accident or deliberate. It seemed unlikely that it would be deliberate, yet what were the chances of hitting one of the towers amid all the other buildings in New York? By the time I got up and flipped on CNN, I had my answer: both towers were burning from being hit by two planes. That had to be deliberate.

Passenger Jets.

I watched the replay as the second plane flew in from the right and passed behind the towers. I was wondering what we'd see when it hit. After all, the towers were still standing, so how hard could it have hit? A few seconds later an angry red fireball erupted from the side of the tower, spewing an enormous cloud of smoke and debris. I had never really understood how the word "angry" applied to fire before, but now I understood. The fire seemed almost malevolent. I knew that hundreds must have died, and I remember feeling the heat from a rush of adrenaline.

When I first saw the plane hit, I could see that it was big, but I didn't think it was a passenger plane. There hadn't been a hijacking in many years, so it seemed unlikely that someone had smuggled weapons onto two different planes and hijacked both of them. I figured maybe someone stole a few cargo planes from some airfield. That seemed a lot easier because the security for a cargo plane wouldn't be as tight as for a passenger plane. I realized I was wrong when there was a report that several passenger planes had left their flight plans. Somebody had used planes full of people as weapons.

I remember wondering how the planes were flown. There's no way a pilot would do that, no matter how much he was threatened. He'd have nothing to lose by fighting back, and pilots are generally pretty brave folks. Even if the terrorists somehow found the only pilot in commercial aviation so cowardly he would rather crash into an inhabited skyscraper than face a gun, there's no way they could find two of them. The terrorists must have known how to fly a plane. Having seen too many movies, I pictured some disturbed and angry former pilot from some Middle Eastern air force.

While I was watching the coverage, word came from a correspondent at the Pentagon that they'd just heard an explosion. A few minutes later it was confirmed that the Pentagon had been attacked somehow, possibly another airplane. Then my wife called me. I could hear how frightened she was. She asked me if I thought this could happen here in Chicago, and I told her I thought it was possible. She worked far from the downtown area, so I figured (correctly) that she was safe.

Collapse.

As bad as things were, I was still mentally O.K. because the way I thought of it, the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center had failed. I had seen a movie called Path to Paradise: The Untold Story of the World Trade Center Bombing, about the first attack on the towers. The bombers had been almost laughably inept. The bomb was a hodge-podge of different explosives like some kid might make. The terrorists all talked about bringing down the towers, but in the end all did was kill six people who were standing next to the bomb when it went off. At the end of the movie, terrorist mastermind Ramzi Yousef looks at the towers and boasts that next time they will bring both of them down.

Well, it hadn't worked. Oh, it was bad, there were hundreds dead on the planes, and probably hundreds more dead on the floors that had been hit. It seemed likely to me that many people above the impact floors would be trapped and might also die. Still, the towers had survived the impact. It was another fuck-up. They hadn't won. Somehow that made it survivable. There wasn't any noticeable flame, so I figured all the jet fuel had burned up in the initial fireballs. The towers would smolder for a while until the fire department got enough men and hoses to the fire floors to put them out, or until the fire ran out of stuff to burn. I wasn't thinking clearly, and didn't realize that a jet fueled for thousands of miles of flight would have created a much bigger fireball if all the fuel had burned. The smoke from the fire was much heavier than it looked to me. The fires were much larger than I thought.

I had been talking to some friends on the phone when I glanced back at the television and noticed that there was a large dust cloud where the top of the second tower should be. It was growing and moving as I watched. I realized that I had to be seeing the collapse of one of the towers. How far down would it go? Well, there was dust everywhere all up and down where the tower had been, so it must have collapsed all the way, the top part collapsing on the bottom. Jesus. What I had just seen must have killed hundreds rescue workers in the street below...and many more in the tower itself.

So what had happened? It could be that the airplane damaged it almost, but not quite, to the point of collapse, and that little pieces of it had been failing since the collision. A popped-rivet here, a cracked beam there, until finally something crucial gave way and the whole structure collapsed. The problem with that theory is that it seemed like the plane had to hit it just right. Even slightly harder, and the tower would have collapsed on impact; even slightly weaker, and the tower would stand for months. How unlikely is that? Far more likely that the impact had triggered a slow but progressive failure mode. A raging fire seemed like the obvious explanation. Eventually the fire burned or melted or weakened the structure to the point of collapse. This was bad news. If the collapsed tower had been hit just right by luck, it was unlikely that the other tower had also been hit the same way. But if the problem was fire, as I suspected, the same process was probably happening in the other tower. Sure enough, the other tower collapsed a little later.

I remember watching the crowds of rescue workers come pouring out of the smoke clouds. They all drifted to a stop and just stood there for a while. Then they gathered their gear and marched slowly back toward ground zero.

Thoughts.

I thought about whether I or my family were at any particular risk in case this was only the opening move in a campaign of terrorism. The worst-case for us would probably be someone setting off a small nuclear weapon in downtown Chicago. It would probably go off at ground level, and I live about 10 miles away, so I'd be safe from any immediate blast or flash effects. My parents are equally far from downtown, and my wife worked far away in the north suburbs. On some level I knew this was just a case of having seen too many movies. Only in fiction do terrorists begin with a small attack and then wait before launching the big one to give the authorities time to catch them. In real life, they hit with everything they've got all at once. Normally, I don't think of Chicago as a high-risk target, at least not while Washington D.C. is still standing.

Anyway, somehow determining that I and my loved ones were safe from fictional nuclear terrorists seemed to calm me down. With both towers down, and all four planes crashed, there was nothing more for me to see. I went to the bank, and later I went for my walk in the park. It's a stupid cliche, but I wanted to finish the things I had planned, so the terrorists wouldn't win. I remember that the walk in the park was disturbingly quiet. I live right under the flight patterns for Chicago's O'Hare airport, but there wasn't a plane in the sky. Every once in a while, I'd hear a little noise from a jet engine, but I couldn't see a thing. I guess it was a military flight, perhaps an F16 flying a patrol over the city.

Sometime during the day, I remember hearing about the crash of flight 93. It was kind of shocking how the crash of a commercial jet could be only a sidebar to the main story.

I had just read a novel in which a terrorist a plane filled with passengers, which seemed pretty terrible at the time. But now terrorists had done that four times in a single day, and the passenger fatalities weren't even the worst thing that had happened that day. Reality had become more shocking than fiction.

I did a back-of-the-envelope calculation of how many people could have escaped the towers. It looked pretty bad. In the movie The Siege, a building gets bombed and 600 people die. I knew the World Trade Center held 50,000 people. This was worse than any movie I'd seen. We would thank God if only 600 people died. I knew the timeline, and I could guess that New York fire codes probably require fire stairs to handle 45 people per minute, so the biggest variable was the number of stairwells, which I didn't know. My best guess was that there were 20,000 people still inside the buildings when they fell. It eventually turned out my guess was high by a factor of ten. I don't know what I figured wrong, and I don't care.

It was beginning to sink in that this wasn't just another terrorist incident. We were at war.

Warblogger Department:Why They Hate Us.

2002-09-10T16:39:00.000-07:00

As the anniversary of 9/11 approaches, I'm pointing out some classic articles. I previously recommended Miami Herald columnist Leonard Pitts' column from the 12th predicting the American response and Afghan-American Tamin Ansary's widely-circulated article in Salon which reminded us that the Afghan people are also the Taliban's victims.

For my last choice, I present Juan Gato's answer to the question of why they hate us. People had for months explained that they hate us because we are free, or something to that effect, and I never really understood how that could be until I read this explanation. A couple of excerpts:

So why do they hate us? They hate us for the same reason Homer Simpson hates Ned Flanders. Now, now, I know a lot of people would be upset to be told that the United States is Ned Flanders and not Homer, but just bear with me here. The individual American may be Homer Simpson, but the country's actions toward the Middle East have always had a bit more of a Ned Flanders feel to them.

Think about it. Ned Flanders, especially in the early episodes, was shown as a man who, because of his honesty and work ethic, always managed to have a nicer house, an easy to manage family, a wife with a higher butt, washboard abs, and generally a better overall life than Homer. Ned was always willing to help Homer at any instance, whether that be some cash, the loan of a power sander, or the invite to a BBQ.

Much the same right now. We, the West, are much more prosperous than the Middle East because of our ethos (property, secular rule of law, tolerance, blah blah blah), and they see it and are envious. But like Homer, they make no effort to reflect on themselves, choosing instead to seethe at the success of another and suspect that such success comes at a cost to them. Yet there we are, giving them aid in the Carl Sagan ranges, always willing to offer them a free beer from the keg even if it sometimes is mostly foam. Like Homer, given the chance, they would invite us into their homes on the odd chance they could get away with killing us.

There's stuff I'm leaving out. Read the whole thing.

Homeland Security Department:A Frightening Thought

2002-09-09T08:22:00.000-07:00

Leonard Pitts has a great article about the modern state of airport security, as revealed by the bunch of New York Daily News reporters who managed to smuggle contraband past the security checkpoints.

You know the part that scares me? Not just that someone managed to get weapons through security, but that journalists did. Not to dis my own, but we members of the Fourth Estate aren't exactly known for our technical savvy and mechanical know-how. We're the kind of folks who keep Jiffy Lube in business. If a bunch of English majors can breach airline security, anyone can.

Blog Operations Department:Um...That's the Windy City... As in Chicago.

2002-09-08T22:56:00.000-07:00

I guess any publicity is good publicity but did the Blog Report really have to link to my site with this tag?

Is This Flatulence?? No It's The Windy Pundit!!!...

This is a serious site about serious issues, dammit!

Sigh...Hello to you folks visiting from the Blog Report. I'm so sorry to disappoint you if you came hear looking for some kind of dirty humor site. Fortunately for you, there are plenty of places to find that kind of thing on the web.

I'm somewhat less sorry if you came here looking for something about flatulence. You're on your own, pal. Nevertheless, unsurprisingly, the web can help you out with that:

Hmmm...I hope writing "flatulence" all those times doesn't push me to the top of Google's hit list for that word...

[Note: This article has been updated to remove dead links.]

Contradictions Department:William Bennett Recants!

2002-09-08T16:26:00.000-07:00

I couldn't help noticing that William Bennett has just admitted that pretty much all the cultural concerns he's voiced over the last decade have been wrong.

The New York times asked 12 Americans for their views on "the most significant change the country has undergone in the year since Sept. 11." Bennet's response was that he had been worried that American culture was in decline, but we all proved ourselves by showing some backbone and going after our attackers.

So I guess that means all his worries were for nothing and he can find something more productive to do with his time.

Also, at first I thought that the former education czar must have misread his assignment. That Americans still have the backbone they've always had is not really an example of a "significant change." Then I realized that he could be saying that the most significant change is that he now realizes that Americans have a backbone. Then I decided that even William Bennett isn't that egotistical, so he must mean that the significant change is that we went to war against our attackers. This is true, we weren't at war with them before, and we are now. But that's probably not the sort of deep analysis the Times was looking for. Finally, I just decided to give up and click POST...

Blog Operations Department:Central Illinois Blogging Society Web Ring.

2002-09-06T11:29:00.000-07:00

I've now joined the Central Illinois Blogging Society Web Ring run by Bill Dennis Apparently, he's an actual journalist with, like, writing skills and everything. That's right, people pay him for his writing. Not only that, he does real journalist stuff like cover events and interview people, bringing actual new facts to light.

By comparison, my only paid piece was a technical article for VAX Professional magazine about 10 years ago. A big part of my reason for writing this blog (aside from the ego trip of having people read my rants) is to improve my writing skills by practicing them regularly. I need a lot of practice. Even a short thank-you note like this takes me way too long to write.

He says he's letting me join his web ring because he likes my stuff, but I suspect he's just trying to pump up his membership stats. I can live with that.

[Note: This article has been updated to remove dead links.]

Warblogger Department:"The First Victims of the Perpetrators."

2002-09-06T10:15:00.000-07:00

As the anniversary of 9/11 approaches, I'm looking for interesting articles from that time. I previously recommended Miami Herald columnist Leonard Pitts' column from the 12th.

Another good one is Afghan-American Tamin Ansary's widely-circulated article in Salon a few days later:

We come now to the question of bombing Afghanistan back to the Stone Age. Trouble is, that's been done. The Soviets took care of it already. Make the Afghans suffer? They're already suffering. Level their houses? Done. Turn their schools into piles of rubble? Done. Eradicate their hospitals? Done. Destroy their infrastructure? Cut them off from medicine and healthcare? Too late. Someone already did all that. New bombs would only stir the rubble of earlier bombs. Would they at least get the Taliban? Not likely. In today's Afghanistan, only the Taliban eat, only they have the means to move around. They'd slip away and hide.

Which was a pretty good point. It's exactly what they did do.

So what else is there? What can be done, then? Let me now speak with true fear and trembling. The only way to get Bin Laden is to go in there with ground troops.

Which is exactly what we did. (Yes, we also dropped bombs, but this was in support of ground troops, not the sort of indiscriminate "kill them all" bombing that some overly-emotional people were talking about in the days after the attack.)

Ansary was wrong about a few things, but not in a bad way:

Because to get any troops to Afghanistan, we'd have to go through Pakistan. Would they let us? Not likely.

Here's my favorite part, from near the beginning of the piece:

...It's not only that the Afghan people had nothing to do with this atrocity. They were the first victims of the perpetrators. They would exult if someone would come in there, take out the Taliban and clear out the rats' nest of international thugs holed up in their country.

Yeah, I'd say that was exultation we saw when Kabul fell.

Leonard Pitts predicted that our response would be determined and decisive. Ansary asked us all to make sure we focused on the true enemy. America came through. In response to a monstrous terrorist act, we liberated millions.

News I Missed Department:Libya?

2002-09-06T00:02:00.000-07:00

In a Spectator article on "The triumph of American values," Mark Styne writes:

A few weeks earlier, Libya was elected to chair the UN Human Rights Commission.

Somebody tell me he's kidding. He made that up, right?

Legal Department:The Moral Equivalent of Deep-Linking.

2002-09-05T11:20:00.000-07:00

Bill Dennis argues that, contrary to the common sentiment on the web, web sites have a moral right to ban deep linking. He regards it as simple respect for the property rights of others, and he rightly dismisses one of the most common arguments:

Those who ridicule companies for their opposition to deep linking say the practice only encourages more visitors, who end up browsing through the site. That argument is also used to defend posting of copyright songs and software. It doesn't wash. Companies have the right to decide whether or not it wants to market its product by giving away free copies.

Exactly. The issue isn't whether or not a company would be better off giving away content for promotional purposes, it's who gets to decide. Clearly, the owners of the content should decide.

However, several of the comments point out that the technology exists for companies to have their web servers prevent deep linking automatically, without the need to resort to legal restrictions. Bill Dennis doesn't think that's an important consideration:

I agree that any Web site that wants to ban deep linking has technology to do so (at least for the time being). That doesn't prevent mirror imaging. Nevertheless, failure to prevent deep linking is NOT the same thing as giving someone permission to do it.

I disagree. Failure to prevent deep linking IS the same thing as giving someone permission. In the main article, Dennis compares sites that don't want deep linking with magazines that are wrapped in plastic to prevent people from browsing them on the rack without buying. I believe sites that don't block deep linking are like magazines that aren't wrapped in plastic. It's okay to link, just like it's okay to look.

The publishing metaphor for web content causes some confusion. The content of a web site is just files on a computer. What makes it published content, what makes it a web site, is the web server, which is a piece of software that makes the content available to other computers on the Internet. Web servers are active participants in the hyperlink mechanism, including deep linking.

In paper publishing, the printed copies are distributed to retail outlets everywhere, but on the web, copies are only sent out when people ask for them. That is, when their browsers send an HTTP request for a copy. More to the point, people only receive copies when the server grants their request. That is, when the server sends an HTTP response with the requested content.

The HTTP protocol used by web servers offers a complete, well-supported standard mechanism for controlling access to content. If I create a deep link on my site to content on another site, all I'm doing is providing some pieces of the HTTP request for that content. Browsers can take those pieces and assemble a complete HTTP request, but readers of my site can't actually get the content unless the other site's servers decide to honor the request. That decision is entirely a matter of how the server and web site are configured by their owner.

It's ridiculous to allow sites to make up for their misuse of the protocols by trying to control access using legal terms and conditions. They are in the same ethical position as a man who freely, albeit perhaps foolishly, gives out $10 bills to anyone who asks. If he wants to stop losing money, the solution is not to complain about people who publicize his gullibility, but simply to stop giving out money!

Economics Department:Theory of Escalation or Escalation of Theory.

2002-09-03T13:02:00.000-07:00

Economist Steven E. Landsburg wonders in Slate why people walk up stairs but don't walk up escalators. It's a clever example of how economists think about problems and the kinds of mistakes they make.

Some of his Slate readers don't get it:

You fool economists have way too much time on your hands. You ignore the most obvious answer to go through this pathetic exercise that in the end has just made us all upset that you're being paid to write this garbage, wasting all of our time with something that's not that important. grr. and i thought economists were into efficiency.

No doubt, this reader would prefer that the column discussed privatization of social security or the effects of globalization on developing countries, instead of escalators. However, as economist Paul Krugman has argued, if you aren't willing to play around with your theories, you aren't serious about them. You have to test your ideas.

This reader was confused and angry because he doesn't understand the purpose of Landsburg's columns. That's understandable, because the columns are too short to explain what's going on every time. The idea behind Everyday Economics is to study the familiar events and circumstances of life using the tools and theories of modern microeconomics, and to do so rigorously. While it's unlikely that we will learn anything we didn't know about familiar events, we stand a good chance of learning something about economics. That's one of the reasons this was an interesting problem for Landsburg and the rest of the Economics department: they teach economics. Little problems are good teaching tools.

Most of the practical applications of Physics, such as explaining the properties of suspension bridges or airplanes, involve systems that are far too complicated for teaching purposes. Instead, physics students study really simple systems. For example, by Newton's second law of motion, an object accelerates in proportion to the force that is applied to it. Now imagine a 1-pound iron block sitting on the floor. The Earth's gravity is pulling it down with a force of exactly one pound. Why doesn't it accelerate downward? If you say it doesn't move downward because it's on the floor, you're right, but that's not a very useful bit of physics. One of the key insights of physics is that the block doesn't move because the floor pushes up on the block with exactly 1 pound of force, canceling out the force of gravity and producing a net force of zero. This kind of thinking seems like overkill for such a simple case (especially to freshmen physics students who have to draw force diagrams), but the explanation for why the Golden Gate Bridge stays up is only an extremely more elaborate version of the exact same kind of thinking.

There's a more profound reason for examining the escalator problem: Scientific theories are supposed to be general purpose tools. Einstein's Theory of Relatively is used to figure out exact planetary motions, plan space flights, design particle accelerators, and determine the properties of black holes. You don't need Relativity to figure out that a ball dropped off the roof of your house will fall to the ground. Nevertheless, if you plug the mass and locations of the ball and the Earth into the relativistic equations, they will describe exactly what happens. To put it another way, how could you trust the Theory of Relativity to predict complex situations if you hadn't already seen it work in simple situations where you already know the answers?

A person on a staircase or an escalator can choose at any instant to take a step or not. After taking a step, the exact same choice is available again. That's the kind of situation where marginal analysis is supposed to help explain behavior. Granted, it seems silly to apply marginal analysis to such a simple situation, but it ought to work. Thus, it's kind of shocking when the first attempts at analysis fail because the results predict behavior very different from what you know really happens. It's kind of like discovering a classical concert pianist who can't play "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." It's not that you really need him to play that song, but it seems suspicious that he can't.

Imagine encountering a helium-filled balloon for the first time. When dropped from the roof of the your house it floats upwards instead of falling to the ground, seemingly in defiance of the laws of physics. Eventually, you'll figure out that for an object to fall downward, an equal volume of air must be lifted upward to make room for it and fill in behind it. This moving air has weight too, and when the air weights more than the object, as in the case of a helium-filled balloon, it is the air that falls and the object that rises. The laws of physics hold after all, you just hadn't been applying them right.

Landsburg's article is about having that experience in the field of economics.

War On Drugs Department:The Truth About the Link Between Drugs and Terrorism.

2002-09-01T17:50:00.000-07:00

According to an AP story, the DEA has shown that some illegal drug sales in the US are used to fund terrorism in the Middle East:

"There is increasing intelligence information from the investigation that for the first time alleged drug sales in the United States are going in part to support terrorist organizations in the Middle East," DEA administrator Asa Hutchinson said Friday.

I have to admit, I've always been skeptical about the supposed use of drug profits to fund terrorism, but the DEA appears to have found a smoking gun. Conveniently, this discovery coincides closely with the DEA's announcement of an exhibit illustrating the drugs-and-terrorism link:

"This is the first exhibit that connects drug trafficking and terrorism graphically and unequivocally for the American public. Opening with a sculpture composed of rubble from the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, the exhibit uses the events of September 11 to tell the historic story of the connection between the violent drug trade and terror, from the Silk Road to the present," said Director Hutchinson.

But wait, going back to the AP story we find this:

There is no evidence that any of the money was connected to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, officials said.

So why is there a piece of the World Trade Center in the exhibit if there's no connection? Could it be that somebody at the DEA just wanted to exploit September 11th to punch up the message?

And another thing from the AP story:

Hutchinson has been warning for months that illegal drug money provides a compelling opportunity for terror groups to siphon support from the United States, but the DEA investigation provided the first evidence of a direct flow of money.

So those earlier warnings were based on guesswork with no evidence? And what does this say about all those millions of dollars of TV commercials claiming that drug users were helping to fund terrorism? If this is really the smoking gun the DEA claims it is, then all those other claims must have had no basis in fact. It was all lies.

Unclear on the Concept Department:Comic Prejudice

2002-08-28T22:11:00.000-07:00

I'm sure I've got the quote wrong, but I believe there's an episode of the old Mary Tyler Moore show in which Mary is complaining to her boss Lou about her pay. In typical Lou fashion, he tries to reassure her that

"It's not because you're not doing a good job. It's just because you're a woman."

I was reminded of this by a story that Bill Dennis and Eugene Volokh are writing about. It's been reported that Jewish comedian Jackie Mason had local Chicago comic Ray Hanania kicked out as his opening act at Zanie's comedy club because Hanania is a Palestinian.

There's some question as to what really happened, but quotes from Mason's manager don't sound too good:

"It's not exactly like he's just an Arab-American. This guy's a Palestinian. We were not told about it ahead of time," said Jyll Rosenfeld, Mason's manager. "Jackie does not feel comfortable having a Palestinian open for him. Right now, it's a very sensitive thing, it's just not a good idea."

and

"Nothing personal against this fellow," Rosenfeld said. "Jackie doesn't even know him."

Of course, that's exactly backwards: It's precisely because this is "nothing personal" that it is wrong.

If it had been personal, if Mason thought Hanania was humorless or that his style was wrong for opening the show, that would have been a reasonable artistic judgment on the merits. Heck, even if Mason simply didn't like Ray Hanania, at least he knew the guy before he judged him. People might have called him "childish," but no one would have called him a racist.

Update:

(Wrong already. I've softened the original piece slightly to reflect some new information.)

Either the Mason folks are improving their spin technique or this is turning into a non-story. (Not that it was ever much of a story.) Another Chicago Tribune Article makes it sound more like a clash of styles: Hanania, a Palestinian whose wife is Jewish, has obvious opportunities to use the Israel-Palestinian conflict as background for his humor. Mason, on the other hand, (1) doesn't think the violence and terrorism can be made funny, (2) felt that Hanania's publicity for the event was further exploiting the conflict, and (3) felt that Hanania wasn't experienced enough to be his opening act.

It seems that either Jackie Mason and staff made a nuanced artistic decision, or they've offered three excuses for the same bad behavior.

I should have known better than to try to talk about showbiz

Blogging Operations Department:Bill Dennis Rocks!

2002-08-28T10:01:00.000-07:00

I just noticed in the stat logs that Bill Dennis gave me the traditional Bloggerville house-warming gift: A link from his Bill's Content page.

There's only one referral in the logs, so I assume that was just Bill checking the link, but it was still cool. Thanks.

[Note: This article has been updated to remove dead links.]

Warblogger Department:"You monster. You beast. You unspeakable bastard."

2002-08-22T23:24:00.000-07:00

The Miami Herald has reposted Leonard Pitts' columns about the events of September 11. The very first one, written on the 11th and published the next day, is the best thing ever written about the attack.

They pay me to provide words that help make sense of that which troubles the American soul. But in this moment of airless shock when hot tears sting disbelieving eyes, the only thing I can find to say, the only words that seem to fit, must be addressed to the unknown author of this suffering.

You monster. You beast. You unspeakable bastard.

It keeps getting better. Read the whole thing.

Update:

His October 20th column on the subject of handling your fear is pretty good too.

Crime and Punishment Department:Whither Joe Batters?

2002-08-22T16:00:00.000-07:00

I'm a generally law-abiding person. Yet as a life-long Chicagoan, I sometimes find myself strangely resentful of all the attention the New York mob gets from the entertainment industry.

From Godfather to Goodfellas to Donnie Brasco, all the movies are about New York. Even Ben Siegel's creation of Las Vegas (as depicted in Bugsy) is about the New York mob, although Chicago took it away from them. Dammit, the Chicago outfit was huge! They controlled (and may still control) everything west of the Mississippi, and they deserve some respect. Despite all their activity, there are few news stories and fewer movies.

Scarface.

What's that you say? Al Capone? Yeah, well, Al Capone ran Chicago a long, long time ago. A lot of stuff has happened with the Chicago mob since then, and you probably haven't heard of any of it. There are two reasons for this.

First of all, for many years, Hoover's FBI pretended that the Mafia did not exist, which saved them a lot of investigative work. However, they finally had to admit there might be something to those Mafia rumors in 1957 when some local cops in Appalachian, New York decided to find out more about all the strangers in town and accidentally broke up a nation-wide meeting of 60 mob leaders. Eventually, the FBI launched an investigation into the possible "reactivation of the Capone gang," as if jailing one guy, even the top guy, had somehow dealt the Mafia a destructive blow from which it was only just recovering. Look, if Tony Soprano got whacked, don't you think Paulie would move to take over?

Well, when Capone went away, the Chicago Mob was taken over by Frank Nitti. If you've seen The Untouchables, this was the guy that Kevin Costner threw off the roof. In the real world, Frank Nitti ran the outfit for about five years and then committed suicide by shooting himself.

No, really. He just walked out into a public park and pulled the trigger. There were witnesses and everything.

Mr. Batters.

This brings us to the second reason you don't hear much about the Chicago mob: They got smarter. And most of the smarts came in the form of Tony "Joe Batters" Accardo. As some anonymous mobster once put it, "Accardo has more brains before breakfast than Al Capone ever had all day."

Oh, he made a few mistakes, but he learned from them. During his first few years in charge (running things for Nitti's successor, Paul "the Waiter" Ricca, who was in prison), Accardo lived a typically lavish mob lifestyle, and consequently attracted the attention of the IRS. To let the heat die down, he stepped out of the limelight and turned control of the mob over to Sam "Momo" Giancana, who was expected to keep a low profile. Ricca and Accardo realized they had made a mistake at about the time Giancana started hanging out with Frank Sinatra and dating one of the McGuire Sisters. Accardo was put back in charge. (Giancana was whacked a few years later.)

This time around, Accardo kept a much lower profile. How low? Well, Al Capone ran the mob for seven years, and everybody in the world knows his name. Sam Giancana ran it for nine years, and you might have heard of him. But unless you're a mob watcher, you probably don't know that Tony Accardo ran the mob for forty years until his death in 1992.

Mob Tales.

Accardo's story is certainly interesting enough to make a movie. For one thing, he was probably involved in the St. Valentine's day massacre. For another, he was one of Al Capone's bodyguards and enforcers. There's a scene in The Untouchables where Al Capone beats a guy to death with a baseball bat at a lavish dinner party. That actually happened, except that two guys were beaten to death. Nobody really knows who swung the bats, but right after that Capone gave Tony Accardo his "Joe Batters" nickname. You figure it out.

In the late 70's, a burglary crew ransacked Accardo's house, looking for anything worth stealing. Nothing happened for a full year, and then their mutilated bodies started turning up all over town.

Another time, some guys burgled a jewelry store and got away with a huge haul. The owner was not involved with the mob, but he knew Accardo from around the neighborhood, and decide to ask him if anything could be done. Accardo agreed to help. This wasn't really mob business, so nobody got killed this time, but the thieves did give it all back.

When the FBI first started investigating the Chicago mob, a few suspicious characters dropped in to visit the agents' families while they were working. There was no overt threat, but the implication was clear. The FBI agents retaliated by visiting the colleges where some of the mobsters' kids were taking classes. They made a huge show of it, asking lots of questions guaranteed to embarrass the kids and letting everyone know about the suspected mob connections. Shortly afterward, the mob and the FBI cut a deal that whatever happened in the future, they would leave each other's families alone. Both sides stuck to the deal, although some of the mobsters were later shocked to discover that, to the FBI, mistresses didn't count as family.

Untouchable.

In all those years, despite everything that went on in Tony Accardo's empire, he never had to spend even a single night in jail. Perhaps the closest he came was when the cops picked him up for something and threw him in jail in the evening. With the courts closed for the day, it looked to the cops like even Tony couldn't get out of spending the night. To their surprise, a judge showed up later that night at the jail with an order to release Tony Accardo.

He was the most powerful mob boss of his time, and at least as important to the history of the Chicago mob as Al Capone, yet most people have no idea...because that's how Mr. Batters wanted it to be.

Fine Arts Department:Origami Boulder.

2002-08-21T19:57:00.000-07:00

I'll bet this unique and original sculpture sells bigtime with those folks at airports who confiscate tweezers and 3-inch toy rifles:

www.origamiboulder.com

Life is Sadder Than Fiction Department:Sex Slaves to the Mob!

2002-08-19T11:30:00.000-07:00

(Yes, I'm trying to get some hits with that title.)

The Sun-Times articles I mentioned below include a story about some apparent Russian mob types who brought several Latvian women to Chicago with promises of big money for go-go dancing and then forced them to work in all-nude strip clubs and took all their money. The situation apparently came apart when the women began to realize that their captors did not control the police here the way they did in Latvia. The women were all freed and U.S. attorney Terry Kinney put the leader in jail with an extremely rare conviction for the crime of slavery.

While playing "sex slave" may make your marriage more exciting (so I've heard), in real life it's just pathetic and sad. Yes, organized crime really does hurt innocent people.

Update:

Looking back, this story is strange for two reasons. First, although the article calls them "sex slaves," there's no indication here or in other articles I found that the women were forced to have sex with anyone. It seems unlikely to me that a newspaper would be squeamish about reporting rape or forced prostitution if that's what happened. Second, there's no clear connection between this story and the Chicago mob. The perpetrators here were Russians. I guess the Sun-Times just wanted to add a little sex to the story series.

Crime and Punishment Department:A Great Chicago Traditions Lives On!

2002-08-18T23:19:00.000-07:00

The Sunday Chicago Sun-Times has an article about the decline of the Chicago mob. No story about the mob would be complete without mentioning Al Capone, and this is no exception. (As a Chicagoan, I'm still amazed by Capone's lasting fame. Visiting college students from Egypt, India, and China all knew they were coming to study in Al Capone's town.) The gist of the story is that the mob is a lot smaller than it was during the Capone years. In real dollars, Capone's mob did about 10 times as much business.

The article also mentions the most recent scandal in the suburb of Cicero. An allegedly mob-connected insurance company allegedly ripped the town off for $12 million with the alleged help of Town President Betty Loren-Maltese. (All those "allegedly"s are in there because the jury is still deliberating as I write this.) The article doesn't have room to mention previous Cicero scandals, such as Loren-Maltese's husband and predecessor as Town President, who went to jail on other mob-related charges. Nor is there room to mention the police scandals that so depleted the Cicero police force's manpower that the state police had to take over law enforcement for a while. They don't mention all the strip clubs and brothels that flourished there before being cleaned up in the 90's. They don't even have room to mention that Cicero has been like this since Al Capone first took over the town.

As an indication of how slow business has been for the Chicago mob, consider that the last suspected mob hit was way back in 1999, when Ronald Jarrett was killed outside his home in the Bridgeport neighborhood. There was also the Anthony Chiaramonti hit in 2001, but technically that was outside the city limits, so it probably shouldn't count...

Update:

Guilty.

Contradictions Department:Jonah Goldberg Defends Bill Clinton!

2002-08-06T23:02:00.000-07:00

Jonah Goldberg Defends Bill Clinton? No, not quite, but Jonah writes in defense of hypocrisy by society's leaders, advancing the proposition that leaders should lie to hide their unseemly side, lest the masses mistake it for virtue and try to emulate it.

I wonder if he felt that way about Bill Clinton. By this theory, weren't Clinton's enemies revealing information that was best kept quiet?

Actually, this is not a bad idea. Every time the cops bust some professional athlete for drug possession, they say it was necessary because he was supposed to be a role model for the kids. They've got this exactly backwards. The athlete was being a role model by carefully hiding his vices from the fans. It was the cops who told everyone about the really great athlete who's been doing all these drugs.

Blog Operations Department:Going Public

2002-08-06T22:24:00.000-07:00

Just flipped the Public bit on the Blogger settings page. Five hits so far, all from me. It's a start.

Warblogging Department:Who Will Stop Us?

2002-08-06T12:59:00.000-07:00

The good professor discusses Eric Alterman's analogy between Iraq and Vietnam. He asks,

So, the question raised by the Vietnam analogy here is: Are we serious about winning? And who, exactly, is going to intervene on a massive scale to stop us if we look like we're going to win big?

Well, there are several places from which opposition could arise. Most obviously, there are the other Islamic nations, one of whom (Pakistan) has nuclear weapons. They haven't shown a lot of teaming skills, but they might be able to pull something together if they see the United States as a common threat. There are other countries that might be interested in helping to pummel us. China always comes to mind, as do various parts of the former Soviet Union if the wrong type of people gain power. Also, given their reaction to Israel's fight with terrorists, we should keep a careful eye on Europe. I'm sure they could use a big strategic partnership with the OPEC countries, and some of them have caused trouble before. In combination, these countries could be a serious threat, especially since they can pile on with the opportunistic abandon of a bar fight: If our forces get sucked into the Middle East more than we expect, we could lose our strategic mobility, tempting countries like North Korea to make their move.

None of these disasters, however, are imminent. China is focusing on local matters, Europe seems resigned to complaining without doing much, the Arab countries have no powerful unified military organizations, and there's no talk of them ganging up on us. So the answer to the question "who...is going to intervene" is that no one will intervene if we act before our enemies coordinate their efforts.

Bush Bashing Department:Why Iraq?

2002-08-02T07:58:00.000-07:00

Nick Gillespie suggests that Bush is eager to invade Iraq because it's a lot easier to find than Osama bin Laden.

Monkeywrench Department:Safe Supermarket Discounting

2002-08-01T23:39:00.000-07:00

Glenn Reynolds has been tracking worried comments by Susanna Cornett and Kim du Toit about the privacy hazards of supermarket discount cards.

However, sometimes hi-tech problems have low-tech solutions. My friend Ken teaches information technology for MBA's, and in his security classes he shows them a stupidly simple way to avoid nearly all the privacy risks of supermarket discount cards: He swaps cards with his students and encourages them to swap with each other. Everyone still gets the discount at the register, but the data is meaningless. He's been using other people's cards for years.

Amazing True Facts Department:Death in Chicago

2002-07-31T21:11:00.000-07:00

Slate's Eric Klinenberg writes about the worst U.S. natural disaster of the 1990's, at least in terms of the loss of life. It wasn't the Northridge quake or Hurricane Andrew. It was the heatwave that hit Chicago in July of 1995, killing 739 people.

If this doesn't ring a bell, welcome to flyover country. Klinenberg's article discusses other reasons for the general lack of attention paid to heatwave deaths.

The heatwave's death toll wasn't immediately obvious. Heat death is slow, and its victims usually live alone, because otherwise someone would have saved them. When the Medical Examiner's office announced the disaster, City Hall politicians tried to play it down, claiming that Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Edmund R. Donaghue was mistaken or trying to get publicity. A more thorough investigation showed that the doctors were right. In fact, the ME's estimate had been conservative.

The politicians should have known better: Many years earlier, Dr. Donaghue's office had been the first to detect the Tylenol poisonings.

Homeland Security Department:Anti-Panty-Terror

2002-07-30T14:00:00.000-07:00

Yet more proof that the feds are wasting time instead of fighting terrorism: Our U.S. postal service (the people whose response to Anthrax contamination of their facilities was to immediately send a piece of mail to everyone) is now wasting time prosecuting a South Carolina college student for allegedly selling used underwear on a web site. (via Reason)

This federal crime could earn her five years in prison or a quarter million dollar fine. On the other hand, if she had sold actual sex instead of panties, she would probably spend only a few days in lockup.

Blog Operations Department:Hi

2002-07-30T13:17:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my blog. I'm a software developer living in Chicago. I'll be talking about government, guns, software, news, economics, warfare, driving, and whatever else suits my fancy.

I would like my postings to have the intelligence of Virginia Postrel, the wit of UThant, and the posting frequency of Instapundit. Instead, I'll probably get the intelligence of Homer Simpson, the wit of software documentation, and the posting frequency of Virginia Postrel.

The world awaits.